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Dunceman Debuts

Evening Guys! Today I am here to introduce my friend BigPhil along with his funny adventures with Dunceman! Join them in their funny conversations and you have been warned … Prepared to get side aches! So introducing Dunceman Debuts …

The adventures of a Zero Hero .

DM “My name is …. hang on…. D.. U..N..C.. ,…. Hey smarty pants”

 BP “What ?”

DM “Help me out here”

Hi everyone this is BigPhil or BP for short  and this fool is my alter ego Dunceman . Excuse me a sec while I talk to him.

BP “We’ve been through this a million times, your name is Dunceman , D-U-N-C-E-M-A-N “

DM “Dodoman?”

BP “No , Dunce – Man “

DM “And what is it I do again?”

BP “You solve crimes, or at least you think you do”

DM “Oh yeah , from my secret lair the Duncecave”

That readers , is actually a stool in the corner of the room. Let him have his dreams though eh? So a little from me about Dunceman. He is a part of me and he appears randomly and I have no control over what he does , but I can interact with him . Dunceman first appeared when I began taking part in the www. Tapped- Out.co.uk   daily quiz .The more  I failed miserably at them the more he took over until I could not stop him from appearing when he wants . He has the idea that he is some kind of superhero , but I think of him more as Zero Hero. Anyway , back to our introduction.

DM “Look at my cool new Duncegadget. I invented it myself . It allows me to see long distances”

BP “But all you’re doing is holding two toilet roll holders up to your eyes”

DM “No I’m not , I can see right across the city with these”

BP “You mean you can see from your corner of the room , right across to the other side of the room”

DM “No no , I can see all the mega-crimes about to happen”

BP “I keep telling you , there aren’t any master criminals and there aren’t any mega-crimes”

DM “That’s just where you’re wrong. Where do you think all the smartlings disappear to every day between … umm… when I have my yummy eatey thing after I have got up and when I have my yummy eatey thing before I go to sleepyland.”

BP “They are kids and they go to school in the morning and come back at the end of their school day for their tea”

Just a quick note to help here readers, Dunceman calls people smarties , well ,we all are smarter than him and kids are little smarties or smartlings . Ladies are smartettes.

DM “Well I detect the evil work of Dr Knowledge”

BP “Dr what?”

DM “Dr Knowledge , the evil master criminal and I’m going to investigate”

BP “Oh no , not again, please”

What  will happen to Dunceman , will he be able to solve this case, will BigPhil be able to control him,  what are Dr Knowledge’s devious plans , does he even exist?

All this and more when Dunceman returns…. soon…. well as soon as he’s worked out how to open the front door ….. and got his Duncecap on properly so it doesn’t cover his eyes ….. actually , this might take a while , but Dunceman will return….. 

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4 Comments

  1. I just found this. What a great way to start my day! Thanks BP! 😉

  2. Simpsons rules

    May 14, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    Funny story Sam keep on making more and post them on social media etc

  3. Simpsons rules

    May 14, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    Funny story

    • tappersunited

      May 14, 2016 at 9:35 pm

      You have to thank Phil and Dunceman! Follow my blog to get the latest tapped out and dunceman news

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