Hey Sporty Skyfingers! So Sorry for the delay, but I’m finally ready to unveil the new fan faction series “Tales from the Kwik-E-Mart”! The Chapters will be posted every Friday! 🙂 

Just a fun laid back story for the summer

Tales from the Kwik-E-Mart Chapter 1

“Dad, stop eating while driving or we’re going to crash into the Kwik-E-Mart!” Said Lisa Simpson, the daughter of Homer Simpson. 

“Don’t be silly”, Homer replied “I have cruise control.” 

Bart then said” Dad I can’t reach the pedals! ” 

“Fine….. I’ll take the wheel.” Homer cried.

Bart then screamed … “Too late!”  The Car crashed into the Kwik-E-Mart and destroyed the front of the store.  

“That was a horrible crash, how are we unscathed?”  Homer said quizzingly. 

“Because we’re main characters in a TV show or a Freemium game, I forget.” Lisa Exclaimed. Apu appeared and said “Homer you maniac! You destroyed my precious storefront! My merchandise is ruined! All of you … you’re going to become Kwik-E-Mart workers, and work until every single cent of profit I lost is repaid.” 

Bart then said” no fair, Homer should be doing all the work, we shouldn’t have to do any of it!” 

“Hush!” Apu Yelled “Time to assign your jobs. Lisa, you’ll be doing taxes and profit calculations.” 

Lisa said “Thanks Apu! That’ll look awesome on my college letter!

“Bart, you’re on Squishee Machine Duty. As for Homer, you’re a Cashier, Mop Boy, Price Checker, Clerk, Stocker, and other things!”, Apu finished.

“Do’h!” 

What Wacky Situations will ensue with the Simpsons working at the Kwik-E-Mart? Find out next time! Same TOuk Blog….  But a different TOuk day! 


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